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The Uncomfortable List Of Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather eat a cupcake or go fuck yourselves? A Happy day I am glad and today I am playing one of my favorite games in the entire world it is would you rather. Hopefully, I don’t share too much of myself in this video but I’m gonna try to be as honest as possible. So, let us begin.


Would you rather be electrocuted every time you swear or have all profanities censored out on your television?

I would definitely have profanity censor because I’m used to that and I swear so much that I would be electrocuted like every five minutes. That would suck.

Would You Rather Questions

Would you rather be eaten by a lion or be eaten by ants?

I would go for the lion they go right for the throat whereas the ants would go on the outside and get in slowly.


Would you rather make out with Hillary Clinton or make out with Nancy Pelosi?

Let’s see what you look like Nance, let’s revisit Hillary, okay so this is basically an old lady question do you prefer blondes or brunettes this is actually the hardest would you rather I’ve ever been through. I think I would I don’t know that’s not like cuz I’m grossed out by them it’s just I this okay maybe I can I just can’t hide. I would rather make out with Hillary. Hey everyone agrees good well not everyone 60%.


Would you rather have no fingers or have no ears?

Have no ears for sure. Oh, my freaking ears.


Would you rather get killed by your boyfriend or get killed by your best friend?

I would rather get killed by my boyfriend because I would never see it coming, whereas if my best friend killed me I’d be like that you know I never go out, I never really trust anyone except my boyfriend so yeah I mean.


Would You rather continue studying my Ph.D. or leave school to take the high paying job?

You only take it to the PhD level if it’s something you’re extremely passionate about. So, if I was d oing my PhD I would continue study but then what if I starved to death, okay I mean passion versus money is one thing but practicality and not starving to death. I guess I take a high paying job just to cover my ass and continue studying outside of school and 70% agree.


Would you rather every movie you watch replaces the lead role with Nicolas Cage or every song you hear is performed by Nickelback?

I would rather die.


Would you rather save the world but nobody knows or save the world but died as a hero in the the process?

Um, I would rather save the world but nobody knows I wouldn’t trade my life for people to remember me for like a century and then forget about me later.


Would you rather fight a wolf with your bare hands or fight a bear with a sword?

Mmm, I’ve got like weak little spaghetti arms so I feel like I won’t even be able to lift the sword up if my hands are bare like do I get shoes at least I feel like I could kick the wolf in the face hopefully. No, I take the bear, now I take the wolf, I feel like I’d have more luck kicking a wolf in the face but then you bite my fucking foot off. Yeah man, I guess I’d take the sword even I’d probably die.


Would you rather be stuck in a room with dead bodies or eat five spiders?

I really really don’t want to eat my spider,s but I’m stuck so that’s a keyword whereas the five spiders like I like the walk down the street and like do it, do do. Why what most people want to be stuck in a room with dead bodies. I’m Jeff heard of post-traumatic stress disorder.


Would you rather live an average life and be forgotten in time or go down in history for something terrible?

I would rather live an average life and be forgotten in time like I feel like that’s a no-brainer let’s see what everyone else says. It’s kind of weird and sickening that 300,000 people would want to go down in history for something terrible.


Would you rather live in a world with no spiders, but all the other bugs at their current population or Live in a world with only spiders but with a 50% increase to their current population?

I’m definitely gonna go for this one because I would prefer like maggots cockroaches like everything, everything even centipedes more than fucking spiders.


Would you rather only speak in questions or only speak in movie quotes?

I would rather only speak in questions. Just everything I say it has to sound like that instead of it actually be a question that’s what I would do.


Would you rather have a giant birthmark covering 78% of your face or have a two-foot tail?

Is it covered in fur because I think that like furry tails are very cute, but like naked tails are very like if I was a guy just be like yeah that’s my dick? A tail would be like interesting cuz I can bounce on it like Tigger, I’m going to assume that I get to choose my tail and it’s Tiggers tail and I’m gonna go with the tail and so most other people like how vain we are there.


Would you rather have x-ray vision or have laser vision?

Hmm, don’t want to be sinister or even more sinister laser I could actually use that. I could put that to get you so there be some utility. Once everyone wants you perverted freaks but I understand to be honest.


Would you rather be forced to attend school for your entire life or be forced to marry your distant cousin?

Are you stupid what have a stupid fucking question what everyone would rather marry their cousins then go to school and learn stuff?


Would you rather let go like this every once in a while or would you rather be deaf?

I think I’d rather randomly go limp so I could just like ah like someone have to catch me your Barrowman.


Would you rather have to smile every waking hour or have to laugh loudly every 30 minutes?

I think I would, I mean it’s nice to smile right unless I was at a Funeral and just be like this is the worst day of my life. Yeah, I didn’t do that.


Would you rather cure cancer or make the first contact with an alien race? 

I mean making the first contact would be super interesting very and zesty hairy over here is going on the assumption that somebody’s gonna cure cancer, anyway and so he wants to contact those aliens in order to cure cancer though you would have to have such a thorough understanding of the human body. Whereas if you happen upon aliens you’d be like oh good and then you’d still be an idiot. what’s up the alien, okay yeah I’m gonna cure cancer.


If you walked into a room would you rather have everyone stare at you and disgust or have everyone look away and disgust?

That is a really, really good question. If everyone looks at you in disgust at least they can look at you whereas everyone looks away you’re like traumatizing. You got some traumatizing something going on so I’m gonna have everyone stare at me but I don’t like things started at. I’m gonna go with have everyone look away cuz if people are gonna hate on me, I’d rather them look away.


Would you rather have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly or have deep paper cuts on the webbings of each finger and toes slowly? 

Ah, I don’t know, I don’t my nail beds get ruined girl talk I’ll do paper cuts.


If you had to wake up to one thing every day would you rather be deeply insulted by a stranger or be slapped across the face?

I guess I take the slap as long as I don’t have to take it personal Yeah it’s deeply insulting implies that I’m like. oh, that would hurt my confidence being slapped. Mmm, what oh yeah I mean the physical pain is scary.